Lady Cupcake
She makes
icing with ingredients found down her top and in her knickers then
feeds it to
you with her fingers, she once got a pope-smear where multiple holy
objects were extracted from
you-know-where,
she made
a guy eat dog food, and she's facilitated shooting the shit out of
a map of Calgary with strap on you-know-whats, plus loads more of
naughty group activities.
Our Lady is hostess
with the mostest. Sexy, savoury, slanderous. Sugary sweet with rotting
teeth.
Join her at Green
Fools Theatre Cabaret in May. |